The Cyberabad Police

The Times of India is an interesting newspaper. Highlights the humorous side of human species much better than any other newspapers... the reason, its a hyderabadi paper! True to the word. hyderabadi characters are more caricaturish than anyone else in the world.

Best example... the police. Annoyed that people are giving a damn to them on the road (yes I did last sunday where I jumped red signal and zoomed through on my Activa ;-) even when the cop was helplessly whistling his lungs out), they take revenge, do a two-day exercise shutting down all shops and hotels, the same way viruses crash Windows machines!

Two days down the line, they extend the damn dead-line and take rest. The commissioner gets into the limelight, and cops are happy coz they're getting noticed.

Hyderabadi police might have successfully arrested dancers from pubs and might have managed to have them dance in their offices. But they will surely not be able to control the traffic here. Hyderabad is so unique that people have the traffic sense of Kolkatans and have roads like in California. There's a new entrant in the 'endangered species' list - the hyderabadi doggy. Maneuvering through the rotting corpses of these unfortunate beings during the day time gives you a good idea.

Driving in the night will give you a bad idea instead. Then the rule of majority makes you the unfortunate victim. Dogs will enjoy chasing your a** till you bite the dust. You will not just bite the dust, but will also have to swallow the fact that a few critical bones on your body are beyond broken.

If something of this sort happens, you will get a lot of gawkers and a much needed helping hand is hard to be seen.

Post-script:
The pusillanimous perpetration of the police on the poor public by purging the pubs of pretty phemales is a perfect paradigm for a pitifully petite perspective. Perplexed?

Cribber's Corner

Ahem! I might be kinda cranky in my first blog. Even engines need a few seconds to get their lub system going. Especially if it is the first time the engine chose to start.

For now, I'd want to touch upon my heading.. yeah. The issue about cribbing in the blog. Yes, I understand that it is hard to find a person who'll sit with you and support you while you sit and crib. So, you open a blog account and type out everything and post it on the internet. Is this the way out? All I want to ask is... do you get your piece of peace when you criblog?

No answers yet. Silence. I remember a saying "maunam ardhangikaram". So, I take it that the answer is half-yes. So, without cribbing further, I take it that blogging can be used for cribbing.

And cribbing can be fun when you make it humorous. But since I am feeling sleepy, yeah, dontya see... I am yawning. let me sign off.

Wish me all the best.