A suggestion to terrorists

This is in response to a report in the newspapers that the terrorist group that blew up innocent people in New Delhi did whatever they did to prove that terrorists weren't buried in the recent earthquake and also to prove that the security cover on important cities isn't a match for their bombs.

Well here's a suggestion to them from me.

The point that you fail to note is that you are hurting people who really have no real grudge against you. You're killing people who do not care much what happens in Kashmir. Some of them might want to be up-to-date on current affairs and read newspapers a lot, but they actually don't do anything more than "reading" or "knowing".

By killing them, you will not see a "change of attitude" or a "change of opinion" in the crowd. They will still get back to their own business, and the survivors keep mourning their relatives who happened to fall victims to your bombs.

If they want to prove that the security is no match for them, do something like

1. Releasing chemicals that smell like "dead rat" when the parliament is in session. Good way to prove that you could have released any other deadlier chemical.
2. Spreading a lot of smelling filth on the speaker's table in the parliament (good way to prove that you can reach that place without security noticing it)
3. Blowing up a diwali pataka right inside Rashtrapathi bhavan (you will see a dozen security officers suspended for their careless patrolling)
4. Geting into a high-security area heavily armed, threaten to kill a VIP around, and escape without getting hurt and without hurting anyone.

There are ways to pull a good one against security. You get a lot of recognition by claiming that you did it, and people will have a good laugh and love you for it.

We're lacking people with a good sense of humour around here, and someone who can put national security to shame with a funny incident is the real terrorist we need.

You have another advantage. You don't have to live in the forests hiding away from civilization. If you are caught pulling a nasty pun over a VVIP, you mjght be imprisoned for a week or a month, but the security will let you go without blowing your head to pieces in a "false encounter".